Mongolian Veneral Disease!!!

While in China , an Australian man was very sexually promiscuous and
did not use a condom at all.

A week after arriving back home in Sydney , he woke one morning to
find his penis covered with purple spots. Horrified, he immediately
went to see a doctor.

The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, ordered some
tests and told the man to return in two days for the results. The
man returned a couple of days later and the doctor said, 'I've got bad
news for you - you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and
almost unheard of here. We know very little about it.'

The man looked a little perplexed and said: 'Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, Doc.'

The doctor answered: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to
have to amputate your penis.'

The man screamed in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.'

The doctor replied: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but
surgery is your only option.'

The next day the man found a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'd know
more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examined his penis and
proclaimed, 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease.'

The guy said to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what
can we do? My Australian doctor wants to operate and amputate my
penis!'

The Chinese doctor shook his head and laughed. 'Stupid Australian
doctor, always want to operate. Make more money that way. No need to
operate!'

'Oh, Thank God!' the man replied.

'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'You no worry! Wait two weeks. Fall
off by itself!'