Wednesday, March 25, 2009

one of the contenders for worst son in the world??


His name is Rory McIness and he is 18 years old. He lives with his parents and 3 siblings.


And this is what he did. But his parents only realize his doings after 12 months!!!!

Could he be the contender for worst son in the world???

Is he the new version of Denis the Menace?

Well Rory's parents Andy and Clare were delighted when builders finished a new flat roof on their £1 million house.

But Rory, who had just watched a documentary about Google Earth — which lets internet users view satellite pictures, had a different idea.

He decided to make the property stand out.

Rory grabbed a tin of white paint and climbed up to the roof and spent half an hour reproducing the best-known feature of the Cerne Abbas Giant in Dorset.

For the next 12 months, it was Rory's secret for he was the only one who knew about the giant manhood on the roof near Hungerford, Berks.

But his secret was blown when a helicopter pilot spotted it, and hovered so his passenger could take photos.

Company director Andy, 54, thought it was a wind-up when The Sun contacted him about the painting.

He said: “It’s an April Fool’s joke, right? There’s no way there’s a 60ft phallus on top of my house.”

Andy then spoke to all 4 of his kids demanding answers.

When he phoned Rory — in Brazil as part of his gap year travels — the lad burst out laughing, saying: “Oh, you’ve found it then!”

The Cerne Abbas Giant is regarded as a massive fertility symbol, and couples often have sex on his appendage in the hope of conceiving.

Rory’s mum Clare, 49, said: “We don’t want any more children, so the idea of sleeping under a giant fertility symbol is rather worrying.”

Andy added: “We don’t want to lie in bed at night and hear couples at it above us.

“When Rory gets home he will be given a scrubbing brush and white spirit and he can go and scrub it off.”

Anything happens in the world today.......

2 comments:

bengodomon said...

Nooo - that's not bad enough! There are many cases of drug addicts killing their own parents for refusing to give them money to buy more drugs - now that's bad.

bebek said...

drug addicts killing their own parents???? i guess the right sentence for those persons should be a "free gravity drop from 23,000 feet without parachute"!!!!!

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