Monday, June 8, 2009
A Smart Lawyer and a Smart Chinese
A lawyer and an Chinese are sitting next to each other on a
The lawyer is thinking that all Chinese are so dumb that he
could get over on them, easy.
So the lawyer asks if the Chinese would like to play a fun
The Chinese is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he
politely declines, and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question,
and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me
one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says.
This caught the Chinese's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he
agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question.
'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
The Chinese doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the Chinese's turn. He asks the lawyer,
'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'
The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He
sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.
After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Chinese and
hands him $500.
The Chinese pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.
He wakes theChinese up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs
and comes down with four?
The Chinese reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep...!!!!
Morale of the story - Don't mess with Chinese and flirt with the cute stewardress instead if you are on a long haul flight!!