Thursday, February 12, 2009
Three women -- one engaged, one married and one a mistress --- are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men.
All three buy black leather bras, stiletto heels, and masks for their eyes.
After a few days, they meet over lunch to compare notes.
The engaged women says:
The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me in the black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He said, "you are the woman of my life. I love you". Then we made love all night long.
The mistress says:
I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word -- but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman says:
I sent the kids to my mother's house all excited about having alone time with my husband. Had the lights dim, candles going, I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos heels and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came to the door and saw me and said,
"What's for dinner, BATMAN!!!!!!!!"