Elephant Has Sex With a Car With Passengers Still Inside

Next time you see an elephant, beware.

In this amazing sequence of photographs, a giant bull elephant is seen flipping a car over like it was a toy in the Pilansberg Game Reserve in North West Province, South Africa.

Pilanesberg Game Reserve is set in the crater of a long extinct volcano, and is the fourth largest in South Africa, covering an area of 55, 000 hectare.

Pilanesberg National Park accommodates virtually every mammal of southern Africa and is also home to the Big Five.

However one amazing moment was captured by photographer Riaan van Wyk, who watched the whole wildlife scene from a safe distance!

Irishman John Somers was celebrating his 66th birthday and driving through the Pilanesberg National park with a friend when he decided to try and overtake a huge and horny bull elephant. Big mistake.

The elephant, called Amarula, at first rubbed itself up against the car, perhaps mistaking it for a female mate.

But then the beast, pumped full of hormones, became aggressive and flipped the car on its roof as the terrified occupants clung on for dear life inside.









Luckily, they suffered only minor cuts and bruises from the incident.

What a memorable birthday Mr Somers..

Don't mess with elephants.

She weighs only 40 kg, yet Vianne is mouth watering!!!

She is a Taiwanese singer. She weighs a paltry 40 kg. Petite hah?? So you think you can turn her upside down like kitten toys?? Helll Noo.... Vianne Zhang or her real name - zhang zhi-wei will instead turn you upside down with her topsy curvy cute body like chicken curry!!!

Men beware - Erectile dysfunction plus heart disease increase death risk

Hi... the Pamela Anderson picture above is for men's wild imagination only.

I found out about this in the mirror.co.uk

So men out there, no sex means death???????

Washington, USA, March 16, 2010 : Men with cardiovascular disease and erectile dysfunction (ED) are at an increased risk of death, according to a new study

Reporting in Circulation: Journal of the American Heart Association, German researchers stated that erectile dysfunction (ED) is a strong predictor of death from all causes and of heart attack, stroke and heart failure in men with cardiovascular disease (CVD).

In the first study to show that ED is predictive of death and cardiovascular outcomes, researchers found that men with CVD and ED (compared to those without ED) were twice as likely to suffer death from all causes and 1.6 times more likely to suffer the composite of cardiovascular death, heart attack, stroke and heart failure hospitalization.

"Erectile dysfunction is something that regularly should be addressed in the medical history of patients; it might be a symptom of early atherosclerosis," said Michael Böhm, M.D., lead author of the study and chairman of internal medicine in the Department of Cardiology and Intensive Care at the University of Saarland, Germany.

The worldwide study included 1,519 men from 13 countries in a substudy of the ONTARGET and TRANSCEND trials of cardiovascular patients. The men answered a questionnaire to determine whether they had ED. Men with ED were then categorized as having mild, mild-to-moderate, moderate or severe ED. The questionnaires were given at the initial visit, after two years or at the final visit after an average follow-up of five years.

Pamela Anderson misses Sex!!!!

source mirror.co.uk.

London, March 15 2010, : "Baywatch" beauty Pamela Anderson who recently split with toyboy beau Jamie Padgett says she is fine by being single again but misses action in bed, or Sex!!!

Anderson still claims to be a hopeless romantic despite her break-up with the surfer-cum-electrician whom she met on her trailer park, reports mirror.co.uk.

"I always get my heart broken... It's not so bad being single. I miss sex. It helps me relax. And I'm so unrelaxed at the moment," she said.

So Guys out there, any volunteer to help Pam relax?????/

61 year old wife forced to have sex with 50 men by her ercetile-dysfunctioned husband!!!

Hi... the Pamela Anderson picture above is only for men's wild imagination and has nothing to do with this article.. sorry Pam..!!

Source The Star Online

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia, 16 March 2010: A husband’s erectile problem has led to a painful four years for a housewife who was forced to have sex with over 50 foreigners while he directed and filmed them.

The 61-year-old woman said her husband would recruit the men from nearby rubber estates and supervise her on the various moves and positions while he recorded it on video.

He would also assault her if she refused to consent to the acts.

She kept silent about the abuses as she did not want her aged and ill parents to worry about her.

However, recently she could no longer withstand the “crazy acts” of her 66-year-old retiree husband and ran away from her home in Sarawak on March 6.

She then sought the help of MCA Public Services and Complaints Department chief Datuk Michael Chong yesterday.

The woman, identified only as Chia, said she married the widower, who was from the same village as her, 12 years ago.

“He treated me well and loved me very much until he had erection problem four years ago,’’ she said.

Chia said since then, he began recruiting foreign workers, mostly Indonesians, from nearby rubber estates to have sex with her.

In return, the husband would buy the workers beer or pay their handphone bills.

“He wanted to see me having sex with other men. He would tell me what styles he wanted for that day and record our acts,’’ she told a press conference at the department yesterday.

She said he had even pressed her to have sex with multiple partners but she refused.

“In the beginning, he only wanted me to do it once a month but eventually, he became very aggressive and got me at least five men a month for the past two years,” she added.

She is currently seeking shelter at a friend’s home in the peninsula.

“I am very scared and do not want to go home,’’ she said, adding that she was also worried that he would make the “films” public.

Chong said he would help Chia to seek legal advice on the matter.

Tiger Woods says sorry.... first public appearance since sex scandal erupted!!!

Birdie, Eagle, Tiger...!!!!!

To me there is nothing wrong if you have this extra libido or sexual drive.

It is normal for a man to like and love a woman. It is normal for women to love men.

It is only abnormal when a man love another man sexually and the same goes to women who sexually love fellow women.

Who cares if Tiger Woods made love to 1,000 women in a month.. That is called the sexual prowess of a Tiger!!!

Now, how many of us suffer from Erectile dsyfunction or ED?? There are millions of men out there who can't get a simple erection and can't perform their duties on bed.

Well Tiger Woods not only has all this but he also is a Golf Prodigy.

That Means he can score a Hole in One on bed and in the golf course!!

Nevertheless here is a news item on Tiger Woods who broke his silence after the November incident where he infamously did a self accident and then 14 blondes suddenly admitted that Tiger did a hole in one with them!!!



The news report :

Floria, USA - Friday 19 Feb 2010

Missing his smile and aura of invincibility, Tiger Woods finally showed his face to a waiting world Friday and apologized again for cheating on his wife, without revealing the scope of his infidelity or when he will return to golf.

Standing at a podium before a presidential-blue backdrop in a hushed room of his closest associates, Woods stumbled a few times as he read a 13 1/2-minute statement.

He offered no new details of what happened or what's next, except that he was leaving Saturday for more therapy.

"I have made you question who I am and how I could have done the things I did," Woods said.

Woods' wife, Elin, did not attend his first public appearance since he crashed his car into a tree outside their home three months ago, setting off shocking allegations of rampant extramarital affairs.

"I was unfaithful. I had affairs. I cheated," Woods said. "What I did was not acceptable."

Woods alternately looked into the camera and at the 40 people in the room, raising his voice only to deny that his wife ever hit him and to demand that the paparazzi leave his family alone.

Beyond that, there were stretches when Woods — with his formidable business empire — could have been reading from a tough corporate report.

He entered the room alone. When he finished, he stopped for a long embrace with his mother, Kultida, who said she whispered in his ear, "I'm so proud of you. Never think you stand alone. Mom will always be there for you, and I love you."

Regaining trust and support from everyone else might not be so easy.

Woods already has lost two corporate endorsements — Accenture and AT&T — and he has gone from being perhaps the most famous athlete in the world to a punch line in night clubs and on talk shows.

"It's now up to me to make amends, and that starts by never repeating the mistakes I've made," Woods said. "It's up to me to start living a life of integrity."

Woods left therapy on Feb. 11 and has been spending time with his two children and his mother — but not his wife — in Orlando, according to a person with knowledge of Woods' schedule. The person, not authorized to release such information, spoke on condition of anonymity.

Woods did not say how much longer he would be in therapy, only that "I have a long way to go."

Pool photos were released Thursday of Woods hitting golf balls on the practice range.

"I do plan to return to golf one day," Woods said. "I just don't know when that day will be. I don't rule out that it will be this year. When I do return, I need to make my behavior more respectful of the game."

Just as unpredictable is the future of his marriage. Woods said he and his wife have started discussing the damage he has done.

"As Elin pointed out to me, my apology to her will not come in the form of words. It will come from my behavior over time," Woods said. "We have a lot to discuss. However, what we say to each other will remain between the two of us."

After an embrace with his mother, Woods hugged the two women who sat on either side of her — Amy Reynolds, formerly of Nike who now works for Tiger Woods Design, and Kathy Battaglia, who is Woods' administrative assistant at ETW Corp.

He made his way down the front row and greeted others — his chief financial officer, Web site administrator, PGA Tour commissioner Tim Finchem and Notah Begay, who played with Woods at Stanford and withdrew from the PGA Tour event in Mexico.

Woods remained composed throughout the statement, pausing briefly before the first of several apologies. At times, however, he looked into the camera almost on cue.

The only employee not on the front row was Bryon Bell, his friend from junior high who now is president of his design company. Mark Steinberg, Woods' agent at IMG, sat on the last of three rows with 14 PGA Tour executives.

Some of the eight players at the Accenture Match Play Championship in Arizona watched the coverage before the third round.

"From a guy that's done a lot of tough things in golf over the years, it was probably one of the most difficult things he's ever had to do," British Open champion Stewart Cink said. "And it was something probably that's going to help him along the way of healing."

In Sweden, Elin's father, Thomas Nordegren, saw Woods' confession.

"I watched it but I have nothing to say right now," Nordegren told The Associated Press. Elin's mother, Barbro Holmberg, declined to comment through her spokeswoman.

Friday's event was tightly controlled, with only a few journalists allowed to watch Woods live. The confession became a major television event with the networks breaking in to show it.

ABC's George Stephanopoulos called the speech "one of the most remarkable public apologies ever by a public figure."

Said golf analyst David Feherty on CBS: "The vast number of people just want their Tiger Woods back."

Certainly, no other PGA Tour player could command this kind of attention.

But Woods has always been special on the course and in popular culture. Television ratings double when he is in contention, which has happened a lot on his way to winning 71 times on the PGA Tour and 14 majors, four short of the record held by Jack Nicklaus.

Nicklaus watched the announcement, but a spokesman said he would have no comment.

Most of the associates left the room when Woods finished speaking. Among those who stayed were Mrs. Woods, who rarely gives interview but in this case said, "I would like to talk."

She said her son has a "good heart and good soul" but made a mistake. Mrs. Woods, raised in Thailand, also claims the media showed a "double standard" by keeping the sex scandal in the news for so long.

"Some of media, especially tabloid, hurt my son bad," Mrs. Woods said. "He didn't do anything illegal. He didn't kill anybody. But he try to improve himself. He try to go to therapy and help. He change that and making better. When he go do all this thing, he will come out stronger and a better person."

As his Thai-born mother sat with arms folded across her chest, Woods said part of his rehab would include a return to his Buddhist faith. Woods said his mother raised him as a Buddhist, and he practiced his faith "until I drifted away from it in recent years."

"Buddhism teaches that a craving for things outside ourselves causes an unhappy and pointless search for security," Woods said. "It teaches me to stop following every impulse and to learn restraint. Obviously I lost track of what I was taught."

The companies that have stuck most closely by Woods, Nike Inc. and Electronic Arts Inc., reiterated their support.

"Tiger has apologized and made his position clear. Nike fully supports him and his family. We look forward to him returning to golf," the company said in a statement.

EA Sports president Peter Moore said: "It was good to see Tiger address the public today, and we're supportive of his focus toward family and rebuilding his life."

Woods' appearance drew reaction from all corners, even at the Winter Games in Vancouver.

"It's a bummer, his personal life," Olympic gold-medalist Shaun White said. "He's trying to pick his words very carefully and apologize. I respect that."

Veronica Siwik-Daniels, one of Woods' alleged mistresses and a former pornographic performer, watched the event with her attorney in a Los Angeles radio studio. She said she wants an apology for the unwanted attention the scandal has brought her.

"I really feel I deserve to look at him in person face to face in the eyes because I did not deserve this," she said.

Bravo Tiger Woods... Birdie, Eagle, Tiger!!!!

Favourites things to say during Sexxxxx

Daily sex best for good quality sperm!!

Good news for sexually active men out there!!

BBC published an article about the positive effects of making love every day!!!

The article said having sex every day improves sperm quality and could boost the chances of getting pregnant, quoting a research on 118 men in Australia.

But to me, the research should have been conducted on the King of Swaziland too, because His Majesty has more than 10 wives!!!

As well as Playboy founder, Hugh Hefner who sleeps with more than 10 Playmates every night and Spanish crooner Julio Iglesias who claimed to have slept with 1,000 women !!!

But still, the likes of Iglesias, the King of Swaziland and Hefner certainly cannot beat the legendary romancing skills of Don Juan and Cassanova!!!

Well the BBC article said that in a study of men with fertility problems, daily ejaculation for a week cut the amount of DNA damage seen in sperm samples.

Speaking at a fertility conference, the Australian researcher said general advice for couples had been to have sex every two or three days.

Early results from the trial had already shown promising results.

But 118 men have now been tested and the benefits for sperm have become clearer.



Dr David Greening, from Sydney IVF, told delegates at the European Society for Human Reproduction and Embryology meeting that eight in ten men taking part showed a 12% drop in sperm DNA damage after the seven days.

Although there was a big drop in sperm numbers from 180 million to 70 million over the week, men were still within the normal "fertile" range.

Sperm also became more active over the seven days with a small rise in motility, he added.

The theory is the longer sperm hang around in the testes the more likely they are to accumulate DNA damage and the warm environment could also make them more sluggish after a while.

Sperm come under attack by free radicals - small reactive molecules which can damage DNA and cause cell death - in the tube that stores and carries sperm away from the testes.

Further work is needed to work out if daily sex for men without fertility problems has the same benefits but Dr Greening believes it is likely to be the case.

He warns that having daily sex for too long - say a fortnight - would probably cut sperm numbers too much.

But recommended "lots of sex daily" around the time the woman is ovulating.

He said it was best to "keep the river flowing".

As men age they may not have as much sex as they did when they were younger, adding to the problem of infertility, Dr Greening told delegates.

"We are designed to breed in our youth.

"Perhaps we have been blaming the women as couples get older but perhaps there's a contribution from the male because we're not behaving as we should be."

The findings may also have implications for couples undergoing IVF as men are commonly told to abstain from sex for a couple of days to try and boost sperm numbers.

Having sex every day improves sperm quality and could boost the chances of getting pregnant, research suggests.

In a study of men with fertility problems, daily ejaculation for a week cut the amount of DNA damage seen in sperm samples.

Speaking at a fertility conference, the Australian researcher said general advice for couples had been to have sex every two or three days.

Early results from the trial had already shown promising results.

Dr Alan Pacey, a fertility expert at the University of Sheffield, said the finding that daily ejaculation improved the chances of conception was interesting, but it would be wrong to apply the results to all men.

"For example, in cases where men have low sperm counts to start with, daily ejaculations may well reduce the sperm count still further and whilst sperm may be more healthy the reduced numbers could impede the chance of natural conception.

"The best general advice is that if couples are attempting to conceive naturally, intercourse every couple of days will make sure the sperm are as healthy as possible on each occasion.

"However, in preparation for IVF or ICSI treatment, this advice may well change in response to medical test results like DNA damage measurements."

No Sex, No Grade A, only D+!!!

No Woman, No Cry.

No Sex, No Grade A, only D +!!

In Kuala Lumpur, a lecturer at a private international university who allegedly demanded sex and money from his students in return for better grades has been arrested by the Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC).

The man, a foreigner in his 40s who lectures in Cyberjaya, was arrested at about 5pm after a victim lodged a report with the MACC.

It is learnt the woman, 24, sat for a qualifying exam to enable her to continue her Masters’ degree.

After sitting for her papers, she was allegedly approached by her lecturer who told her she did not do well in her exam.

He then allegedly told her that he could help her provided she agreed to give in to his demands.

He was said to have initially asked her for sexual favours but when she refused, he demanded money as well if she wanted to pass the exam.

The lecturer was also said to have uttered words that caused the woman to be fearful.

MACC director of investigations Datuk Mohd Shukri Abdull confirmed the arrest but declined to elaborate.

Source - The Star Online

Maths lecturer denies taking bribe for better grades

30 Jun 2009, KLANG: A Maths whizz, who is a foreign senior lecturer, at the Multimedia University in Cyberjaya claimed trial at the Sessions court here for taking a RM800 bribe from a student in return for better grades

Known for his speed in solving Mathematical questions, Dr Krishna Prasad Ramulapati, 52, an Indian national was charged with taking the bribe from student Kumalini Devi Subramaniam, 24, at Block B, Information Technology Faculty Universiti Multimedia, Persiaraan Multimedia in Cyberjaya as an inducement to give a better grade for Algorithmic oriented language analysis on June 22.

The Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC) arrested him on June 24, after the student lodged a report with the commission.

In earlier media reports it was said that the student had sat for a qualifying exam to enable her to continue her Master’s degree.

After sitting for her papers, she was allegedly approached by her lecturer who told her she did not do well in her exam and that he could help her with the grades provided she agreed to his demands.

DPP Ahmad Sazilee Abdul Khairi asked the court to set bail at RM10,000 while the defence counsel Arunan Selvaraj requested bail be set at RM5,000.

Sessions Court judge Yong Zarida Sazali set bail of RM8,000 with two sureties and set August 3 to mention the case.

Two fellow women lecturers in their 50s posted the bail and stood as sureties for Dr Prasad who has been with the varsity for two-years.

His contract is supposed to be renewed this July.

Dr Prasad, who was clad in khaki coloured pants and a simple shirt, used an old white towel to shield his face from cameramen until he was whisked away alone in a rented Mercedez Benz 190 from the court entrance.

His wife, a Sri Lankan national in her mid-30s who is also a science lecturer, waited inside the court grounds until reporters and cameramen left.

Under the Anti-Corruption Commission Act 2009, if Dr Prasad is found guilty, he could face a 20-year jail term or five times the bribe amount or RM10,000 or which is higher.

Source - The Star Online

Why people are fascinated with sex stories??

A QUESTION ANSWERED - a poem by William Blake

What is it men in women do require?
The lineaments of Gratified Desire.
What is it women do in men require?
The lineaments of Gratified Desire.


THE EXPENSE OF SPIRIT - by William Shakespeare

The expense of spirit in a waste of shame
Is lust in action; and till action, lust
Is perjured, murderous, bloody, full of blame,
Savage, extreme, rude, cruel, not to trust;
Enjoyed no sooner but despised straight;
Past reason hunted and no sooner had,
Past reason hated as a swallowed bait
Laid on purpose to make the taker mad:
Mad in pursuit, and in possession so;
Had, having, and in quest to have, extreme;
A bliss in proof, and proved, a very woe;
Before, a joy proposed; behind, a dream.
...All this the world well knows; yet none knows well
...To shun the heaven that leads men to this hell.

Why are people fascinated with sex stories or scandal? The fascination will further be boosted if it involves VIPs, Actresses, Models, Prominent Figures..

Take the case of the 42nd President of the United States, Bill Clinton, sexual escapade with his hot intern - Monica Lewinsky - it made world headlines!!!

In Malaysia, former Health Minister Datuk Chua Soi Lek sex DVD with a lady, was the most anticipated news in 2008!!

It goes beyond boundaries too.

And now, DVDs depicting steamy sex videos of a Filipino cosmetic surgeon with several hot and beautiful ladies in the Philippines is selling hot cakes in Malaysia!!

The videos reportedly featured Katrina Halili, a sexy and popular Filipino actress.

Katrina is no stranger in the Philippines. Infact she was also known as the Paris Hilton of Philippines.

In 2005, she shocked the Philippines with her sexy and daring pictures in the cover of FHM Philippines' December issue.

In 2006, she was voted as the FHM Philippines' sexiest Filipina actress and she bagged that award again in 2007.

Katrina Halili is the only Pinay Celebrity to have won the title twice in a row.

In her website http://www.katrinahalili.com.ph/, Katrina commented on the allegation that she was in that video. She said in Tagalog :

"Yung una pong malaman ko yung video, nag-worry ako. Kasi feeling ko, tapos na yung issue, bakit ibinabalik pa, nanahimik na ako. Pero nong mapanood ko, naisip ko na hindi ako dapat mag-react ng negative kasi wala naman kaming ginagawang masama doon sa video, nagsasayaw lang naman kami." which basically means - I didn't do it??!!

On the 5th of June 2009, Katrina shrugged off rumours of her suicide, as a result of the widely circulated sex video.

Katrina even went to the Phillipines senate to testify her side of story on the case.

The news here by GMANews.TV

'Hayden cam' case: Katrina Halili arrives at Senate for sex scandal probe

MANILA, Philippines - Embattled sexy actress Katrina Halili arrived at the Philippine Senate in Manila as a resource person for the inquiry into the so-called "Hayden cam" video sex scandal.

Halili, who was accompanied by counsels Marlito Tan and Raymund Palad, was taken by the Senate sergeant-at-arms to the Padilla room, which serves as the holding area for the actress. The hearing was set to begin at 1 p.m., Thursday.

Senator Ma. Ana Consuelo 'Jamby' Madrigal, chairman of the Senate committee on youth, women, and family relations, said Halili's statements before the Senate would be aired publicly while that of Dr. Hayden Kho Jr would be made through a separate executive session.

Madrigal's panel and the Senate committee on public information and mass media, chaired by Senator Alan Peter Cayetano will conduct the investigation.

Kho's legal counsel had earlier confirmed that his client would arrive for the Senate hearing.

Kho admitted videotaping his sexual acts with Halili in 2007 at an undisclosed hotel. The video has since spread on the Internet.

The Senate provided two rooms for the hearing, which is now full of people - resource persons and observers chattering about the video sex scandal.

Aside from Kho, to be accompanied by lawyers Lorna Kapunan and Irene Joy Besido-Garcia, those who confirmed attendance in the probe were, lawyer Adel Tamano to represent Dr Victoria Belo; lawyer Noel Malaya to represent Lolit Solis.

Businessman Erik Johnston Chua, accused of disseminating the videos and posting it on the Internet; and Maricar Reyes, allegedly one of the women seen in the video, did not confirm their presence to the probe.

Others expected to attend the inquiry are officials from the Department of the Social Welfare and Development; Commission on Human Rights; Commission on Information and Communication Technology; Philippine National Police; National Bureau of Investigation; Cindy Dollente-Ang, president of Philippine Alliance against Pornography; Optical Media Board and Philippine Drug Enforcement Agency.

The Senate investigation stemmed from the privilege speech of Senator Ramon Revilla Jr entitled “A Doctor’s Perversity" where he scored Kho for allegedly recording her sexual activities with her girlfriends without their consent and posting the videos on the Internet.

Kho had already apologized to those affected by his collection of sex videos but maintained that he had nothing to do with the spread of the recordings on the Internet.

Halili, for her part, had refused to accept Kho's apology, saying that the celebrity doctor should suffer the consequences of his actions. The actress had also sought the revocation of Kho's medical license.

And the news report by Malaysian newspaper, the Star.

Filipino sex DVD a hot item

GEORGE TOWN, Penang: Pirated DVD sellers here are cashing in on the steamy sex video clips featuring Filipino cosmetic surgeon Hayden Kho and his celebrity patients.

A retailer said they decided to stock the DVD after customers started asking for it. The DVD is sold for RM15 each.


Red hot blue film: The DVD sleeve showing superimposed pictures of Kho and Halili.

“I sold about 30 DVDs a day last month. People do not mind buying it even though it is priced higher than the usual pornographic DVDs.

“But the sale has since dropped as it is now available on the Internet. But there are still people asking for it,” he said.

Titled “The Philippines version of Edison Chen”, the retailers even came up with the artwork for the DVD, showing superimposed nude photographs of Kho and Katrina Halili, a 23-year-old up-and-coming Filipino actress.

The 113-minute DVD features several sex video clips of Kho going beyond the usual doctor-patient boundaries with the film star, two beauty pageant contestants and some advertisement models.

State Commercial Crimes Department chief Assistant Commissioner Roslee Chik said they have not received complaints about the DVDs being circulated in the local market.

“Anyone caught in possession of the DVD, be it retailers or customers, will be charged under Section 292 of the Penal Code for possession and distribution of the DVD, which carries a maximum three-year jail term or a fine, or both,” he warned.

Cucumber & Brinjal Sex??

As reported by the star & harian metro

Hubby had sex using cucumbers and brinjals after suffering from ED - Erectile Dsyfunctions!!!

In Kuala Lumpur, a man who misused cucumbers and brinjals while having sex with his wife is in trouble with the law.

The woman claimed that he had forced a cucumber or a brinjal into her private part at least seven times in the past six years ago, police sources told Harian Metro.

Apparently, the man, who is in his 40s, had erectile problems after an accident.

It is learnt that the man began abusing his wife, who is in her 30s, with the vegetables after he got the idea from watching pornographic videos.

“The victim suffered physical and mental anguish because of that. She had pleaded with her husband to stop his improper act,” a source said, adding that she was concerned about her health, besides the discomfort and pain.

The woman, who lives in Kajang, Kuala Lumpur, made a police report on Friday.

the most bizzare news in Singapore this year??

Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ penis

A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.

“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.

After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.

The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.

The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident.

Hahahaha

When you've been married too long!!!!

Three women -- one engaged, one married and one a mistress --- are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men.

All three buy black leather bras, stiletto heels, and masks for their eyes.

After a few days, they meet over lunch to compare notes.

The engaged women says:

The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me in the black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He said, "you are the woman of my life. I love you". Then we made love all night long.

The mistress says:

I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word -- but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman says:

I sent the kids to my mother's house all excited about having alone time with my husband. Had the lights dim, candles going, I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos heels and a mask over my eyes.

As soon as he came to the door and saw me and said,

"What's for dinner, BATMAN!!!!!!!!"

why men gets aroused when they see women's breasts??

Not a long time ago, a female friend of mine asked me this question – why do men become aroused when they see women’s nipples??

She was curious and naive…..

Well, I gave her 2 sets of answers.

The standard answer :-

Men have what is referred to as libido…or sexual drive that is due to the natural presence of male hormone or testosterone in their bodies.

Enough or stronger dose of Testosterone makes men easily aroused or stimulated visually..as opposed to women who are stimulated in more subtle and more complex ways.

So, nature designed males to become stimulated and ready for sex with any visual queue that a female was ready for fertilization.

One of the adaptations that human females made was to develop fatty tissue in their breasts so that they look like they are lactating all the time, a sign of fertility.

So it's not so much that men see a woman's nipples that turns them on, but that they see the shape of the female breast with the nipple that gives them the instinct to become aroused.


Females are the only ones that have developed this ability to mimic their capacity for fertility visually.

So, males have just been following along and changing with them in order to keep our species alive.

Then I gave my 2nd answer to that same question:

Picture this, God created Adam - the first man on earth about 6,000 years ago.

Adam was the only human being on earth… and he felt lonely…

And God created woman…

Her name was Eve.

Both are naked, of course…

So, If Adam cannot get a HARD ON when he see Eve, then how come our earth population skyrocket to 6.7 billion now???

Satisfied….she asked me again…

Why some men become gays and some women become lesbian????

I ran away…