Nenek kata "Tak payah susah2 tarik tali, potong je"

Seorang nenek yang sedang menonton pertandingan tarik tali, hanya mampu menggelengkan kepala dan berkata "Kenapa kamu susah2 tarik itu tali, ambil saja parang atau pisau, potong tali itu ditengah tengah dan kamu bahagi lah sama rata!!! " katanya......

Hmmmmmmm.... Macham Macham

Minyak wangi Axe effect tiada effect???

Ramai lelaki mengadu, walaupun sudah menggunakan minyak wangi Axe effect namun tak ada pula perempuan yang secara tiba tiba memberikan nombor telefon mereka kepada si pemakai wangi wangian Axe effect !!! Adakah ini bermakna minyak wangi Axe Effect tiada effect??? hahahaa

Bintang sinetron jelita Indonesia berdarah Belanda dan Inggeris, Asmirandah Zantman (gambar atas) adalah seorang daripada pelakon yang menjayakan iklan itu.




Dalam iklan terbabit, watak dimainkan Asmirandah kelihatan terus terpikat kepada seorang lelaki yang menggunakan minyak wangi Axe lalu Asmirandah menggoda lelaki itu dan memberikan nombor telefonnya dalam makanan sosej yang dipesan lelaki itu.

Namun dalam dunia nyata, memang mustahil ada gadis dan wanita yang terpikat dengan begitu mudah, hanya kerana wangian yang dipakai Sang Lelaki, kecuali gadis itu kena penangan minyak senyonyong effect atau minyak guna guna atau dikenali sebagai "Pugai" di Sabah yang dihasilkan menerusi ilmu mistik!!!


Ini pula sebuah lagi iklan minyak wangi itu menunjukkan seorang gadis ayu memandu kereta sports dan secara tiba tiba naik ghairah dan membeikan nombor telefonnya kepada seorang lelaki yang memakai wangian serba harum itu. Hahaha.. Tidak mungkin berlaku di bumi nyata, disaman polis Trafik adalah.!

Delhi Chief Minister, Sheila Dikshit became victim of ridicule by a New Zealand news anchor

Delhi Chief Minister, Sheila Dikshit, 72 or pronounced Dixit, recently became victim of ridicule by a New Zealand TV host.

The male TV host made fun of Dikshit name, prononuncing it as Dick Shit and Deep Shit instead!!!

The TV station was forced to issue an apology to Sheila Dikshit and India.!!




Sheila Dikshit, is the Chief Minister of Delhi since 1998. She is from the Indian National Congress.

Dikshit was sworn in as the Chief Minister for a third consecutive term of the Government of Delhi state in January 2009 after pulling a victory in November 2008 state elections.

She is the second woman Chief Minister of Delhi and represents the New Delhi Constituency in the Legislative Assembly of Delhi.

Sheila Dikshit holds a Master of Arts degree.

She is also the recipient of Doctor of Philosophy, honoris causa, from the University of Delhi.

Ms Dikshit is no ordinary woman... She actually roars like a Tiger high on the Himalayan mountain!!!



This is what Sheila Dikshit does everyday as Delhi Chief Minister, here she is seen inaugurating a new electric car from Renault, which will be out on Indian roads by 2011.



Sheila Dikshit being interviewed on the outcome of the C40 Large Cities Climate Summit.

All the best Sheila... Malaysians love you and love India..

Kedai Tak Untung dan Melindungi Kemaluan anda

Gambar2 ini diambil daripada beberapa blog..

Adakah ini yang dinamakan Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa?


Kedai Tak Untung...!!



Melindungi kemaluan anda...!!!

No Smoking and No Prostitute???

Apparently a sign to prevent prostitutes from entering this establishment. But there is a spelling error there - 'ertering" instead of ENTERING.!!

Mr Joking, I am not joking...!!!

Mr Joking, i am not joking, but you are transferred to another district.

Mr Joking, is a real name, no joke.

His full name is Joking Majalim and he is a firemen serving in the rural town of Keningau, Sabah, Malaysia.

He was transferred to Tenom, about 30 km from Keningau and it was reported by today's edition of the Daily Express.

In Sabah, we have at least 40 ethnics group and we have all sorts of names. For example in Semporna, an elderly man is known as Haji California (spelled Kalipunya), and some even are being named Malaysia..!! Heyy... I am not joking here.

Below is the Daily Express report..

Keningau: Six firemen here were transferred to serve at the Tenom Fire and Rescue Department.

They were Joking Majalim, Ruziana Dapar, George Saikun, Mudin Andai, Zanuty Gintik, Mohd Jefri Kamar and Sharudy Delamin.

Although they were sad to leave Keningau, they nevertheless accepted the new posting with an open heart.

Keningau Fire and Rescue chief, Lacius Salagon, when recording his appreciation to the firemen's services, said despite serving in different areas their friendship would remain.

He expressed hope that they will serve with higher commitment at their new postings.

it cost you 15 cents to laugh

A friend of mine sent me this joke via text message.

"A man and a duck walked into a bar and ordered 2 jugs of Beer. The bartender said, hey buddy, why are you bringing a pig in here?? The man replied to the bartender - Hey pal, this is a duck, not a pig, you moron. The bartender said, i was not talking to you, i was talking to the Duck!!!"

Naturally, i replied the text message with this words - "HaHaHa"...

After i pushed the 'send" button, that text message cost me 15 cents...

So what i am saying is that, we have to pay to laugh. Nothing is free in this world today..

This "HaHaHa" which means i laughed and enjoyed the joke, cost me money...

I don't mind paying for talking over the phones, for sattelite tv, for internet, for parking fees, for water and electricity, for using the washrooms, and for a mug of beer.. But to pay 15 cents just to laugh is too much!!!

Everyone of us surely had this "pay to laugh" moment right!!

How about paying to Cry??

So morale of the story, laugh aloud... HaHaHaHaHaHaHa...!!!!

Therapies and Rapists!!

People who provide therapies services are called therapists.

Therapists or therapist consist of 2 words, The & Rapist...!!!

Why is it like that???

Therapists are noble jobs... not like rapists who commit the heinous and grave crimes!!!

So, if a convicted but reformed rapist meet a therapist for a therapy session, what do we call that??

Rapist meet therapist!!!

Or The rapist meet the rapist??

Hahahaha... just for laugh

A smart lawyer and a smart Chinese

A Smart Lawyer and a Smart Chinese

A lawyer and an Chinese are sitting next to each other on a
long flight.

The lawyer is thinking that all Chinese are so dumb that he
could get over on them, easy.

So the lawyer asks if the Chinese would like to play a fun
game.

The Chinese is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he
politely declines, and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question,
and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me
one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says.

This caught the Chinese's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he
agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question.

'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The Chinese doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the Chinese's turn. He asks the lawyer,

'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He
sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.

After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Chinese and
hands him $500.

The Chinese pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.

He wakes theChinese up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs
and comes down with four?

The Chinese reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep...!!!!

Morale of the story - Don't mess with Chinese and flirt with the cute stewardress instead if you are on a long haul flight!!

Bush Bloopers

Bush - who (Hu Jintao) is the new leader of China?

Hahahaha.......... Good Laugh......