Thursday, January 22, 2009

Beware... Beer contains female hormones...!!!

Awas… Achtung…. Attention… Beware….

Beer contains female hormones.. And Men are strongly advised against consuming it.

This is the result of a recent analysis that proved beyond doubt the presence of female hormones in beer.

Beer, simply put, is a fermented beverage made from cereal grain and is made of 4 basic ingredients- barley, hops, yeast and water.

Here we focus specially on Hops.

Hops are the small, green "flowers" of the vining plant known as Humulus Lupulus.

If barley represents the essential sugar of beer, hops represent the balancing spice.

Without the contribution of hops, beer would be a very sweet and unbalanced drink.

Originally hops were used solely for their bittering, flavoring and aromatic properties.

However over the centuries, brewing scientists discovered that hops also contribute natural clarifying agents that help to clear the beer, as well as bacterial inhibitors that stave off contamination caused by beer-ruining germs.

The theory is that after scientifically analyzing hops, beer is found to contain female hormones or Phytoestrogens.

So it was concluded that by drinking enough beer, men can turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within an hour.

After that period, tests done on those 100 men found out that they :

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally.

8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.

So to all men out there, you have been warned... no excessive beer especially during the festive season!

To the ladies…. Sorry, no hard feelings folks…. Just Kidding….

Happy Chinese New Year….. Gong Xi Fa Chai

P/S - I myself is a beer drinker, and i had done no 1 to no 7... but no 8 - NEVER!!!!


Anonymous said...

oh no, after all this year of consuming beer, my man boobs is getting bigger... haha

Gong Xi Fa Chai

Annoymous said...

No wonder people start getting feminine after drinking

Malaysian Hollywood 2.0 said...

kennyhn.... my boobs also getting bigger.. hahahaha

harmony - but if women drink beer - they will become more feminine... so no harm... hehehe

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